I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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