she woke up with a sticky ear
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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