So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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