just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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