return my video game
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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