I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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