Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's when you crack a 10am beer
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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