He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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