I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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