She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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