yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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