She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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