I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
being pregnant is like rehab
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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