It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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