Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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