you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
