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• (631): View more from New York

  meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

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  wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

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  aww shit wrong text.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.

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  ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

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  i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews

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• (646): View more from New York

  You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.

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  Why don't we hang out more often?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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• (530): View more from California

  My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed

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• (415): View more from California

  LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.

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• (209): View more from California

  Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar

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