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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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• (510): View more from California

  ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.

  (509): View more from Washington

  Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen

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  i can't, we're worse now

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm about to be a big disappointment.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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