i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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