marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
