I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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