so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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