She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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