i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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