Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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