i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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