Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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