i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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