I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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