He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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