remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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