I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Have fun and good luck.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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