Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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