My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im holly from the hills drunk
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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