Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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