I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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