Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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