I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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