question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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