I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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