why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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