She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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