I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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