pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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