Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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