therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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