yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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