We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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