Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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