I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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