i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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