I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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