so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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