operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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