Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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