I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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